I Make My Own Hours

Several years back, the satirical news site The Onion ran a fake story with the headline “‘I Make My Own Hours,’ Says Man about to Get Fired”.It is a funny headline, and we recognize that it is funny because of the element of truth that is present in all things humorous. On one hand, we recognize that if there was a workplace where people did whatever they wanted and blatantly ignored the orders their boss gave to them and the responsibilities that came along with their job, they should be fi...